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Stomach Churner

Any person, object, action, or abstract thought that gives you the sensation of a churning stomach. Usually there is a bad aura associated with the stomach churner, making it nearly impossible to remain in the same room with them or it. If you cannot avoid being around this stomach churner, it may be uncomfortable to do anything whatsoever. A stomach churner can be a person who you simply cannot stand looking at, listening to, or being around.
1) Holy shit... who invited this stomach churner to the party? Kid smells like shit and he's been wearing that outfit since last week.

2) I can't be around this stomach churner anymore. He is talking so much nonsense about sports.

3) There's a bunch of stomach churners upstairs. I recommend fleeing the scene.

4) The Hills is a stomach churner. If I listen to one more bitch complain about daddy's money I'm going to kill a baby.

5) I can't take being around this chick anymore. She's clearly Stomach Churner of the Year.

6) Sam Cassell is a stomach churner.
by greggyv May 3, 2010
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stomach sundae

when a woman chokes on a penis for an alonged amount of time and when the man pulls out she vomits on the penis
"my dick was so big she did a stomach sundae on me"
by chips_with_dip November 11, 2013
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Shoman

The epitome of swagg. If you have reached the state known as "Shoman", your life is complete.
Dude, that guy was in completely Shoman last night. Too bad he lost it the next day.
by AAAtriple February 16, 2010
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Stomach Boner

The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Can be at chest area forming a uni-boob. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female.
"Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!"
"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."
"Well now I have a lady boner."
"Better than a uni-boob!"
by alicejin88 November 13, 2011
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Stomatitty

An unfortunate defect in some women. Exists when one's stomach extends further out then her breasts. Very visible in malls, fast food restaurants, and movie theater popcorn lines.

Pronounced Stom-it-ity
You - Wow that lady is suffering from a severe case of stomatitty.

Friend- Which one?

You - (pointing) That one.
by soccerplaya May 12, 2008
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Stomach Hadouken!

For people who play Street fighter allot, Know that Ryu is Spammer 1st class. With his Hadouken hitting hard and multiple times in a row. just like throwing up after 20 beers.

1. To throw up really bad multiple times for a longer period.
2. Blow to the stomach that sends the victim flying.
3. To hit the stomach area hard enough to let the victim puke.
"owww..."

"what's wrong Charlie?"
"man I had Stomach Hadouken all night"
"you shouldn't have drunken all those beers last night then"
"what are you? a smart ass? Stomach Hadouken!
"why Charlie?!*lands 3 feet further then pukes*"
by ox7bart7xo July 4, 2010
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Stomania

The sexual desire to have sexual intercourse or perform sexual acts on a stoma, the hole in a person's larynx and throat usually the product of a laryngectomy or tracheostomy.
Eddie suffers from stomania; he has ever since he saw his nan smoke through her neck hole.
by Harry Bobos June 8, 2017
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