Status Stasis

When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.

Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.

Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.

Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.

by Beelzebub Jones March 22, 2011

stash box

a small tin used to store marijuana usualy with a colourfull design on the box, or somthing that will not rais suspicion to the contents of said box. stash boxes can be anything from mint tins, toa wood leaf shaped box.

shit boy, my mom found my stash box... now i got no chron for the later times. haha she thought it was candy.

by spence July 8, 2006

Stasia

A hilariously irreverant female with a contagious personality and high spirits. She is known for having "junk in the trunk" and lives in the moment. Stasia's are also usually type 1 diabetics.

"That girl has a nice butt!"

"Yea, she's a total Stasia!"

by TBing March 22, 2010

Stasia

a lovely girl, sweet and thoughtful.

that girl's so sweet, she's such a stasia.

by advadv February 12, 2010

stasja

Is a girl that will change your life when you meet her. She has ways to make you laugh and smile and is always talking trash. She might not be the coolest person but shes pretty chill.

Have you seen that girl Stasja
Hey Stasja was talking trash

by :/ ;) April 22, 2019

Quanq Stash

Illegal drugs, within the confines of a woman's vagina, that are being smuggled across borders or seas.

Me: What are you doing next week?

Female friend: Going to South America for work.

Me: That's awesome! If you have an opportunity to bring me a quanq stash of blow i'd be most grateful.

by Habitual Sassbox July 8, 2012

Santor-stash

having anal sex with a girl, waiting for her to fall asleep, taking your finger and harvest her Santorum( the frothy mixture of fecal matter and anal lube) and planting it on her upper lip. Much like the popular "hitler stash" .

Girl: does it smell like Santorum in here?

Guy: I don't smell anything baby.
(Guy whispers to friend): dude I totally Santor-stashed her last night.

by deez nutz & chill October 14, 2015