A Stand up bitch

Like the mob word "Stand up guy" A stand up bitch is a endearing term to describe a woman or group women with whom a man acciocate's with and has developed a solid friendship with them.

(DeeJay Don Juan) said right before his debut broadcast on SiriusXm radio...'Yo - I wanna give a shot out to A Stand up bitch All home girls from around my way! You know who you are!' You are A stand up bitch and without A Stand up bitch in my life, I wouldn't be here today. Thank you for all your kind words and support God bless!'

by SpinDriver August 6, 2012

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011

A Real Stand Up Guy

A solid buisness man. Does not take any bullshit. The life of the party. Will help others in times of need. But will only do this if it benifits him in return. Would stand you up if more important matters came up.

Wow Jeb is a real stand up guy.

by students77 January 28, 2020

kamikaze stand-up

When the comedian ends his or her set by blowing their brains out all over the audience.

And Bill ended his kamikaze stand-up routine with a final salutation, "Thanks for coming out folks - I hope you all had a great time...*blam*"

by Darren Casella February 28, 2007

stand me up

not showing up when someone asks you to hangout, asshole.

He stood me up, what a lil bitch. why would he stand me up?

by 11835 August 10, 2014

stand someone up

not turn up for a date

She stood me up, the little bitch

by eper January 10, 2005

stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her

She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip

by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015