Squished Lizard

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

by dark sunshine March 08, 2009

soft squishing

Verb: to have sex without an erection

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"

by Mrspud97 May 14, 2015

Keyhole squish

A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.

That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish

by Swaggy longbottom September 21, 2017

street squish

a nasty prostitute.

i got down with some street squish last night!

by The Dango January 23, 2012

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch March 07, 2007

squish hug

A hug where the female purposely tries to squeeze her breasts against the male's chest (or back if the hug is from behind)

see also: bosom hug, boobie hug

She gave such him a good squish hug that by the time she stepped away he had a huge boner.

by aznravinrobin November 24, 2005

squished hamburger

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

by C- bass September 11, 2007