Spladge

To come on a girls back and then slap it to make it 'spladge'

I spladged on her back for her birthday

by Dezakathejazzman April 9, 2007

spaffable boobage

adj., a cracking set of breasts upon which one would gladly spaff, the receivance of a pearl necklace

"See that girl over there? with the spaffable boobage?" (Variants; "I'd like to spaff on her boobage, good and proper."

by Gareth Ackerman September 16, 2006

Spla

Don’t worry bout it sweetheart.

Girl: What does spla mean?
Boy: Don’t worry bout it sweetheart.

by ClasiikShark May 16, 2020

splack

The breaking of a steering column on a G.M. car in order to steal the vehicle.

How did you get that Cadillac? I used a slim jim to get in then i splacked the column.

by GixxxerMan June 22, 2011

The Guvnor Spaff

When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.

Did you hear about The Guvnor Spaff, he sprayed her tits with his juice.

by Curry club January 24, 2021

Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013

Spaff mining

Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.

I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.

by Almighty^Guru October 2, 2019