"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Snoringmug. by eyepatchpete July 26, 2020
Get the Butt Snoremug. by Professor-x-machine April 2, 2022
Get the Snoring tits offmug. In Southern Louisiana there is a 24 mile long bridge called the Causeway. On one side is the “south shore” where New Orleans & its suburbs are located.On the other side of the bridge is the “northshore” where the cities of Mandeville & Covington are located. The Northshore is the complete opposite of New Orleans. It is completely void of anything interesting, unique, & fun. The food is bland. The best thing you can do is go sit on the lakefront and miss being in New Orleans. Sleeping out of boredom is the main attribute of the north shore. Thus when someone is driving over the bridge from New Orleans to the north shore, it’s much easier to say, “I’m heading to the snore shore.” Because that’s what you will be doing over there. Snoring. Until you can go back over the bridge.
by Sy-syrup May 5, 2025
Get the Snore Shoremug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
Get the Snoring, snoRing, snorinGmug. *Looks down at undies* Wtf? I don't remember jacking off last night! Oh wait, I probably had a snore-gasm again, those damn clowns!
by Blaceph April 12, 2021
Get the Snore-gasmmug. Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.
by Gatchabitch March 9, 2021
Get the The angry Snoring bagpipemug.