Butt Snore

wife: ew did you just fart?
husband: nah hun, was a butt snore.
by eyepatchpete July 26, 2020
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Butt Snores

When a fat guy goes to sleep and farts then sucks it back up.
His butt snores only smelled for a second, as he sucked them back up.
by MagiMash March 24, 2016
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Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time
Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed
by Punkazilla April 18, 2015
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#snore

Someone who is uninteresting, lame, can't take a joke, someone who is not worth your time, etc. It sometimes could refer to a fuck boy.
Friend 1: That boy is no good for you girl.

Friend 2: I know right he dates a lot of girls he is a #snore
by NewLingo December 21, 2016
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Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
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Snore Party

in situations where you find yourself in a dull public setting or event...
Brian: Did you attend Lauren's Birthday at the Pacific Catch?
Alex: You mean that Snore Party? Yeah, I did. So many people there and the dead cod on my plate ended up being the life of the party...
by lorop September 21, 2023
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