Butt Snore

when you fart in bed

wife: ew did you just fart?
husband: nah hun, was a butt snore.

by eyepatchpete July 26, 2020

Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

Snoring

Aggressively fucking someone who was formerly your subordinate at work.

I was snoring her when my cat hopped onto her face.

by NB Forrest June 4, 2024

Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time

Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed

by Punkazilla April 17, 2015

snoring sun

Adolph Hitler (One of th heads of th ultimate erif) And His Spirit Half Wife Dress
Th hevenly father colored cauliflower and his kale wives; th suns of th evening

Your a snoring sun; your a sun of th evening; you like being a big entited(spirited) person;You are always complex; intermediate; and simple; you like bringing up your spirit in a jack of all trades way. .You love enhancing everybody' entit'(spirit') always.

by Gtos Th Hevenly Witness March 26, 2024

Snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night

Tigger: What’s Donkey Boy Saying?
*ALF Snoring*
*Pooh and Friends Falls And Screams*

by MayDayMeh June 11, 2018

snore throat

A sore throat caused by snoring

I fell asleep on the couch last night and woke up with a snore throat

by torchinomotorino October 23, 2025