Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

don't Snopes me, bro!

An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.

Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.

Person A

Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)

Isn't that FUNNY?

Person B

That's not true,

Person A

don't Snopes me, bro!

Person B

(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 17, 2013

Cock Sniper

Cock snipers are people who somehow know exactly when you're about to jerk off. It is like Stream sniper but when you are about to masturbate.

Right, when I whipped out my dick a Cock Sniper messaged me and I had to put it away.

by WildToastyMop June 13, 2020

Cum Snipe

When your jerking of and when you cum, you hit a fly or some other insect/object out of the air

Yo I hit a cum snipe on a fly the other day

by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019

Stream sniper

Stream sniping is when someone watches your stream to get an upper hand to essentially cheat against you in a game. For example, they could find your position on an open-world map, find out where your base is, or even find out when you're low on health, so they can ambush you. It sucks. The deveopers of Rust, Facepunch Studios... are (to my knowledge), the first game developers to build a preventative measure against it into their game. They call it Streamer Mode.

Once I finally got some good loot, I was attacked by a stream sniper, who then stole all of my loot.

by Swinfough April 26, 2017

Scout Sniper

A marine highly skilled in field craft and marksmanship who delivers long range precision fire at selected targets, from concealed positions, in support of combat operations.

Find some cover! we're taking fire from a concealed, unknown enemy..probably a scout sniper!

by PIGGIE11 April 5, 2011

COD Sniper

This is someone, typically young, who assumes that they can accomplish IRL what they can in electronic games.

Yeah, that kid made a fool of himself at the gun range, another Call of Duty, COD sniper!

by I, Wreckerrr December 28, 2020