Smitty Colada

A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.

Someone have Jessica a smitty colada.

by Smittytricks July 5, 2014

Smitty Fingers

Sweaty, dirty fingers, inferring that the persons hands are unclean and sticky.

Example 1:
Bella: Get you're smitty fingers off me!
George: :(

Example 2:
Gary: Nom CHOCOLATE!
Bill: *slaps hand away* keep you're smitty fingers away from my easter egg!

by NomNomPotashMcBobbinson June 7, 2011

Smitty Talk

A form of language using only adjectives and nouns which makes no sense but has meaning i.e. to speak shitty smitty.

Smitty Talk "Rock, Dark Outside, Taco bell, Jacks mad." Translated to English- Please turn down the music.

by Merf6691 January 20, 2011

Smitty Pace

When a vehicle is going unreasonably slower than the speed limit and is holding up the flow of traffic

That car is going Smitty Pace for gods sake

by PortageeIron July 21, 2016

Smitty'd

When you Derp or Fail at a simple task

Walking to bank in runescape and a gaurd kills you smitty'd

by CimsonTide24 December 11, 2018

Smitty werben man jensen

He was #1!

It's Smitty werben man jensen he was #1!

by paperboy80 April 10, 2023

Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen

When you piss into the containers on each side of a drinking hat and scream, "Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen!!!!! He went number #1!!!!!"

... or whatever SpongeBob said.

"I had him put the drinking hat on and he already knew what time it was..
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."

by ültra-violencē July 14, 2024