simja

A Simja is a little wholesome house elf, who can't fit the tiniest shotglas in her mouth, but laughs the loudest with a heart bigger then her chest. Feed a Simja and keep her hydrated for good fortune. She has the cleanest dishes but the dirtiest mind. If she were the progatonist in a horror movie, she would keep the group together and get everyone home safely and to bed with a warm drink. Appearance like a model on a scale of 1 to 3.

Small like a Simja
You can fit a dozen of Simjas in this drawer

Simjacolada

by JackAntony November 26, 2021

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Smimmage

An incomplete image.
A “smidge” of an image.
Example: A photo comprised of only a fraction of an object or subject within frame

Just the other day I thought I got a good picture of my girlfriend, turns out I only got smimmage of her head.

by Bigsouthpaw February 17, 2023

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shimjob

Making sure a loose (gear) box is nice and tight, often using a moderate amount of lube to reduce screaming.

Do not use water based lubricants, and a good shimjob takes time.

Remember kids: a sloppy shimjob can lead to broken axles and a terrible time with all the screaming.

Yo dawg, dan did a shimjob on my gf's box, and now it purrs like a kitten

by dan_dares_69 April 30, 2023

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SLIMJOB

When you download slimbrowser and your bored so you need a slimjob

I NEED A SLIMJOB RIGHT NOW

by Superawesomefan August 30, 2023

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simjay

That faka legit fr

He knows how for make music and be creative. He’s a good and kind type of guy. Full of respect but if you choose to go on his bad side, he will just ignore you and pretend you’ve never met. He try’s his best to make people smile and be there for them when needed. If you have a simjay in your life, be grateful because damn you must be lucky.

by Omghesfine November 19, 2023

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