Smeagol

The dude that wants and DESERVES the precious. He had it in the first place and Frodo only has it because Bilbo stole it. Bilbo must die forever and ever.

It's mine. My Own. My precious.

by Smi November 28, 2004

smad

when you are both sad and mad at the same time.

ohh shnap, your mom sucked last night and that makes me smad.

by alyssa April 2, 2005

prink the smadge

the act of having sexual intercourse with the vagina

Are you going to get lucky and prink the smadge tonight?

by Tyler Vincent November 15, 2007

smad

the cross between sad and mad.

dude im so smad at you!

by your noses foots hands eye July 15, 2010

smear job

When you're trying to bang a girl with your mega huge soft-on which keeps sliding around the anal/vaginal region.

Jeff gave Ashley a Smear Job with his raging huge soft-on.

by Smearmaster November 27, 2009

Smadam

A particularly twattish male who fills silences by insulting others. Hobbies include sexism, racism and meaningless insults.

See: darsh

Gareth: Who the shit was that douche?
Jeffe: No idea bro. Just some Smadam kid.

by hsraDmadamS January 7, 2012

smeaker

Is someone currently breaking away from the mainstream

Independent and resourceful individual will be regarded as a smeaker. Broken away from the mainstream and independent with resources

by smeaker November 4, 2013