smoosh

when a man inserts his flaccid penis into a women's vagina.

bro, i smooshed with Sam last night after i creeped at the club.

by LarryLovesLadies September 9, 2010

smoos news

When something is pleasing to the ear and it is good news.

Antonym: Bad News

Person 1: "Dude, I won the lottery today!"

Person 2: "Smoos News!"

by John Sim August 4, 2004

Smooshy

Feeling all possible emotions at the exact same time

I felt smooshy as the plane took off

by Datboypenguin May 29, 2018

smdo

Suck my dick obviously

"Sara I want you to smdo

by Godgoodwill June 7, 2016

smosh pit

An awesome place where stupid and awkward people talk. This is also the home to the Meme Queen, a Gameboy, a Barricorn, a Pirate, a Redhead Schoolgirl, a Pineapple, a PS3, your anus, Lord Voldemort and a lot of more people.

I spoke to some guys at the Smosh Pit, and I ain't going back.

by Tupamaro4Ever December 15, 2014

Smosh

The disgusting slimy leftovers in the bottom of an old grocery bag or trash can.

Smosh at the bottom of a trash can is almost never a pleasant suprise for a trash can cleaner.

by SirArchie May 27, 2016

Smoosh

During times of desperation, the only way to possibly escape fire and Lava. Made famous by RasericGames, a Let's Play youtube channel

You need to smoosh across the lava if you want the Grand Star!

by RasericGames January 1, 2012