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Turkish Saturday

A little known hangover remedy consisting of Turkish coffee and heavy cream mixed with spirits (preferrably a trace amount of vodka). Generally consumed the morning after.
I was feeling like crap the next day until my buddy mixed me up a Turkish Saturday.
by Fausto55 November 24, 2009
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Saturday Tired

The feeling you get when you wake up Saturday morning after getting no sleep during the week.

A weeks worth of hard work and late nights all catches up to Saturday morning no matter how late you sleep.
"After a week of teaching those little fuckers called '9th graders' I slept in today only to find myself Saturday Tired!!"

"I spent my whole week studying for finals and now I'm all Saturday Tired!"
by JadeWalking October 27, 2012
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Saturday Kreskova

Saturday Kreskova is an unofficial Romanian holiday that dates back to the 27th of August 20222. Its main concept is drinking the cheap dry spirit vodka called "Kreskova" with the juice "Granini" with the "Sour Cherry" flavour. The ritual starts in the park "Cisimigu" from Bucharest in the zone where old men play chess ("sahisti") and it consists of drinking excessive quantities of Kreskova with Granini. Afterwards, the action moves to a club in Bucharest (free of choice) and you party there until the club closes. Afterwards, you take a train to a different city, however, the city has to be picked only after you exit the club and not before. Alcohol must be consumed throughout the night, and only the lack of money or excessive fainting relieves you of that duty.
Man, last night I went to Saturday Kreskova and I woke up in the city of Constanta with no money. It was a good Saturday Kreskova!
by Prise October 2, 2022
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Semen Saturday

The act of catching your nut and making the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead as if you were a priest on Ash Wednesday
Deborah was very religious, and missed church that week so she told Kyle, “That was some great sex, but did you remember to give me the Semen Saturday?”
by RevoBeast December 4, 2019
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No Screw Up Saturday

On the First Saturday of April, if you misspell any word you will be muted and unable to talk for 10 minutes straight.
"heyy gusy whats up"

"It's No Screw Up Saturday, you can not misspell words." **gets muted**
by OfficialDefintionGuy March 12, 2021
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Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday

Any given Saturday when your whole crew gets absolutely wasted. The phrase is also coined to require a buddy to down their beer if they cannot recite the phrase properly on command.
What’s today?”

Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday!”
by Ripp March 1, 2021
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saturday night live

A great skit comedy show that started in 1975 and is on today. It was hilarious up until 2000 or so when the comedy just became dull. Alot of great actors and comedians got famous through SNL; Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Jay Mohr, Billy Murray, Eddie Murphy, Billy Crystal, Tim Meadows, Will Ferrel, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd and more.
Boy I remember the good ole' days staying up to watch SNL, now I can't stand the sight of Jimmy Fallon.
by Oz January 21, 2005
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