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sittersauce

The booze you give a friend for watching your kids on impromtu notice.
Can Darci watch our kids tonight? I will pick her up some sittersauce...
by J allen P 1231 June 6, 2011
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sitting gay

when someone sits oddly in a chair. ex: hugging ones knee, sitting crisscross in inappropriate setting.
amy: did u see emily’s gay
bill: how do you know?
amy: she’s sitting crisscross applesauce in a school desk.
amy: she is sitting gay
by applesaucecoke October 16, 2020
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Floor-sitter

Someone who, for some reason, prefers to sit on the floor as opposed to furniture.
Because Hannah was a floor-sitter, she chose to sit on the floor instead of the couch, even though there was plenty of room.
by Levi_Dirp June 29, 2010
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Medic-Sitter

The individual, often an EMT, partnered with the paramedic who is responsible for fixing their mistakes and ensuring that the paramedic stays on task when caring for the patient, completing paperwork, and transferring patient care at the hospital.

Responsibilities of the medic sitter often include; reminding the paramedic to clock in, ensuring the paramedic is well fed and caffeinated, keeping track of patient paperwork, reminding the paramedic of the patient's name, remembering the stretcher at the hospital, reminding the paramedic that they are not in fact god, disposing of sharps properly, reminding the paramedic to exchange narcs and not just memes at the hospital, ensuring that the monitor cables and IV lines don't strangle the patient while transferring them from stretcher to bed, reminding the paramedic to wear gloves, and remembering to grab the drug box on a code.
"So I'm training Andrew to be my new medic-sitter....so far it's going pretty well, except earlier he forgot to remind me that I needed to call medical control for Lopressor."

"I had to medic-sit Adam's hungover ass the other day. I reminded him of the patient's name 4 times on the way to the hospital."
by BSIscenesafety June 1, 2020
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bank sitter

Commonly used term in the game "Ultima Online" for one who camps or sits at banks (especially Brit Bank West) to do nothing besides show off what they are wearing and/or weapons and items they have equiped. Tend to go AFK for long periods of time doing nothing ingame but remain in place.

The majority of bank sitters are tamers.
Look at how many God Damn bank sitters there are.
by Swizzle August 8, 2003
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dog sitting

the skill of either
1. sitting on a canine for the pure enjoyment of it.
2. looking after a dog
kat: hey wanna come to this totally rad party tomorrow.
jo: sorry i have to go dog sitting for my nana's pomeranian, shes a bitch
by woodstock8 May 23, 2009
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face sitting

Face sitting, in simple terms, is when one person sits on another person’s face. Though any gender can be the face sitter, the woman sitting on the man’s face will be used in this definition. Depending on either one of the partner’s tastes, face sitting can be done with the sitting partner wearing pants, undergarments, dress, etc or wearing nothing.

There are numerous ways that a woman can sit on a man’s face.

Frontal: The woman sits on the man’s face with her back to his feet. If the man is lucky to “see” the woman, he would “see” her front (face, belly, etc).

Reverse: The woman sits on the man’s face while she faces the direction of his feet. If the man is lucky to “see” the woman, he would “see” her back.

Side: The woman sits on the man’s face with both of her legs on one side of his face or body. If the man is lucky to “see” the woman, he would see her arms and her sides.

Partial Cover: A woman sits a part of her butt on the man’s face.

Full Cover: A woman sits her entire butt on the man’s face.

Hover: A woman “sits” on a man’s face while using her strength to hold her weight up; relieving the man’s face of the some of her pressure.

Full Weight: A woman sits flat on a man’s face, causing it to bear her sitting weight, in a way that “gets the load off her back”.

Face sitting can be categorized in one of five main categories (not inclusive); foreplay, domination, fantasy role play, mischief, or accident.

Foreplay: The full weight reverse face sit is one of the most effective ways to service a woman as it maximizes her pleasure while minimizing strain on a man’s neck and upper body as well as the woman’s legs and knees. The full weight frontal face sit also offers this advantage. If this is done properly, foreplay does not last long as the woman demands moving into the next phase.

Domination: This is when the woman subjects the man to “forced face sitting”, where the man pretends to be unwilling to receive this treatment. Instead of applying whips and paddles to discipline a male or female submissive, a woman would force her butt on his or her face. She could subject her submissive to breath play (smother), controlled breathing, or forced breathing. Other forms of domination would include the woman using the man’s face as an unwilling seat cushion while she does activities she normally would do while seated.

Fantasy Role Play: This would be a lighter version of domination. No discipline or “forced” subjugation here, the man plays the role of a face seat cushion for a woman’s “sitting comfort”.

Mischief: When a woman sits on a man’s face just to be silly. One popular example is when a woman sits on a man’s face while he is passed out cold, then has a picture taken of her doing this.

Accident: One example, a woman on a platform stumbles backwards and falls on someone standing on ground level, causing both of them to fall on the ground, but not before her butt lands on his face.

Also known as “cunnilingusbatio” and “queening”.
She was face sitting me while making out with the woman riding me during our threesome last night.
by herfacechair July 20, 2008
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