Siamesefemalefacial Photography

The act of females sticking their faces together whenever they are photographed.

"That pic has a classic example of Siamesefemalefacial Photography."

by peedidly September 26, 2011

Simpsexual

Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.

A simp that would break the bro code for a

hoe's attention.

- A flying sheep

Is Duhn straight or gay?

He's just Simpsexual

by Simp-Slayer August 21, 2020

watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat

A good insult to against people you despise.

She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.

by electrobaalsword December 14, 2021

siamese punch monkey

Double fisting.

holy shit, that girl was so loose I siamese punch monkeyed her.

by bronco Felcher May 30, 2010

Simes

Coolest last name possible. Probably comes from England or Ireland.

How it goin Simes.. Hey Simes.. SIMES!!!!

by Oliver H. March 4, 2008

Siamese nose burn

when you stick a straws up both nostrils and try to sniff multiple lines of drugs or miscillaneous.

She sniffed so much coke up both nostrils it gave her a Siamese nose burn.

by blazed1 April 23, 2009

Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus

A malfunction/birth defect in the brain that causes one to invision themselves in a crashing space craft in a far away galexy and also causes one to have no genitals. This malfunction/birth defect is uncurable and has no treatment so in other words your fucking skrewed. If you or a friend has this malfunction/birth defect, please call your local doctor and make sure its not affecting you sex life as it may cause you to have no penis or vagina. Be sure to ask for a pot perscription as it may just make your life easier or dont and just deal with yo shit.

Dude! You didnt hear? She got kicked out of school because she has Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus!! :O

Chick comes out of Star Trek: Can you please help me? I think i have Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus?

by Never_Shout_Jennie July 9, 2011