A ShoeMocker is when you put a pair of shoes on your hands, preferably Timberland boots for extra DPS, and continously punch and\or slap the shit out of somebody. You effectively stomp a motherfucker out while standing.

1. If dude keep eyeballing me, imma shoemocker his ass.
2. If buddy ass get smart one more time, he getting his ass shoemockered. Thats real talk.

ShoeMocker by BrokeBak January 6, 2019

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shlemkerlicious

a definition that was supposed to be 1 million characters long but hit the character limit

ree shlemkerlicious

shlemkerlicious by mlemingshobe November 7, 2019

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Shaymaker

A flirtatious young woman, usually with a lot of bodies. In a male context, it is used for idiots.

Hoe : wsp guys
alpha male: shut up you Shaymaker!!

Shaymaker by woo0w May 13, 2020

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connor shumaker

Treats women terrible but doesn't know it. Has a girl fall in love then leaves. Show a good time then leaves. He never had any intentions on staying. Will lie to keep you in his life when he feels he still needs you. Just a bad person

Wow she's really hurting... the work of Connor shumaker.

connor shumaker by Unknown915 March 8, 2017

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