Selfie

A form of mental illness in which a self-obsessed ego maniac takes a picture of themself. They make shitty faces in the camera and use crappy filters. Then the post it on Instagram or Twitter with #selfie or some other #. Or really these idiots can post it on any other damn site. A lot of times mentally ill people take a selfie of doing something bad. Watch the news. You'll see.

The song #Selfie

The irritating white girl like: But first- bitch lemme take a selfie.

The ghetto ratchet idiot: Bitch! Yo face look ratchet in that selfie!

Even your grandma: (your name) hey can you take one of those selfie things and text it to me?
You: NO GRANDMA!!!

by RatchetTay November 9, 2014

Selfie

The act of giving one self fellatio

Seananners: " Hey sark how's your selfie game.#openrp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"

by Godborn October 18, 2016

Selfie

Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.

I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?

by Bustarbrown February 12, 2014

selfie

A selfie is the definition of a loser and or loner who wants to add some self esteem to their list of reptiles, legos, and minecraft.

Also, a ratchet drunk girl's key to getting laid in a club.

Also, a little girl taking a pic of herself.

ALSO

IT IS A SELFIE (YOURSELF) IF YOU ARE TAKING IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE IT'S NOT A SELFIE!

1. My List That Proves I'm not cool
Minecraft
Legos
Magic
Lizards
Selfies

2. Nude selfie! Guys in the club come and get it!

3. We're at a play date! Let's take a selfie guys!

by Swaggy Shotgun October 21, 2014

Selfie

When a human being is completely insecure about themselves they tend to take selfies. These selfies are usually posted to facebook with a comment saying omfg im so ugly but yet the picture gets tons of likes and comments. In a selfie you can usually see the persons arm indicating that this person has no one to take a picture of them.......*They have no friends except social media friends*
Also see Deez Nuts and Awkward Turtle

Hey im gonna take a selfie and get likes to boost my self esteem

by SuperAwkwardTurtle77 February 2, 2016

Selfie

An photographic auto-portrait taken by an individual devoid of artistic talent and education.

Oh! Look at that duck-faced narcissistic idiot taking a poorly framed selfie.

by Snobby Frenchman July 1, 2016

Selfie

Masturbatory yourself

going to go have a selfie

by That person with a user name December 24, 2020