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Scrote Yogurt

1. Ejaculate 2. also, a thick and voluminous ejaculation
On Saturday morning, Lucy was confronted with a massive amount of scrote yogurt to get off her black skirt.
by DJJizzyJeff April 21, 2011
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scrote-mugging

The act of placing your sweaty ball-sack on the rim your evil, micro-managing bosses coffee mug. Must be done immediately prior to the above mentioned boss having a drink (IE. no credit if the mug gets washed). Also preferably leaving some trace of duck butter for visual verification.
manslave #1: Dude, the boss just stepped out and I'm going scrote-mugging.

manslave #2: No way? Didn't you just go jogging on your lunch break too? Oh wait, here he comes now!

Evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): Hey guys, what are you working on? Mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. Let's have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.
by Poppyhater December 27, 2005
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Scrote Bag

1. Slang word for the male scrotum.

2. Usually used when referring to a male individual who has poor hygiene, poorly educated, a bad attitude, low or no income or an illegal income. They have little if any contribution to the rest of man kind. See similar definitions of this under White Trash. The scrote bag usually believes they are always right no matter the subject or issue and its very hard to prove to them otherwise. The scrote bag usually has some sort of substance abuse problem and also has a hobby of beating and controlling women. They are usually looking for a handout and feel that everyone owes them something, and have a list of excuses why they are pieces of crap. They have issues with law enforcement and spend most of their life in and out of jails and prisons.
Well that scrote bag is out of jail again, I'm sure he'll be at his house soon beating his girlfriend he lives off of, eating food bought with food stamps and getting drunk with the money a charity gave him.
by Chris Sowards January 3, 2006
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Scrote Boat

Referring to a vehicle that is commonly driven by a scrote or scrote bag. Usually a car that is large in size, extremely old, loud, poorly maintained and in looks like it could drop into pieces at any moment. The interior is usually filled with random useless items and trash.
The scrote boat car that Willy drove in the movie Bad(er) Santa.
by Chris Sowards January 3, 2006
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scrote wrangler

Gay chap dressed as a cowboy wrangling in the groin region of another man not necessarily a cowboy, could be an Indian, Cop, construction worker or sailor.
Mummy what's that cowboy doing in that policeman's trousers?
Look away dear I think he's a scrote wrangler!
by Ronnie C L September 7, 2008
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scrote tote

A soft warm blanket or pouch to contain and protect the testicles.
David wore his scrote tote to alleviate his testicular discomfort.
by DavidPipBrown April 9, 2009
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Scrote smoker

A complete idiot. Or can also be used to insult your "friend" who you actually think is a dumbass.
"See you later Billy."

"God damn he is such a scrote smoker."
by ciddoxxavius January 7, 2008
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