Fart Scratch

When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.

It takes mastery to fart scratch in public without detection.

by tootmaster9001 December 15, 2019

from scratch

From the beginning

I had to do the project from scratch.

by albaniangal June 08, 2009

tis but a scratch

A term used by tough people who are severally wounded but want to maintain there tough image.

Hey you just flew out the window after the car crash and your head is cracked open

It's okay tis but a scratch.

by Hampto July 01, 2016

chicken scratch

Incredibly messy handwriting that is nearly impossible to read. Usually the only person who can read it is the person that wrote it. Sometimes not even they can read it after a while. The writing looks like the footprints and/or scratches chickens leave in the dirt hence the name.

"Dude what the fuck did you write here?! I can't read this damn chicken scratch worth shit!"

by IceWarm June 21, 2004

Scratching kink

When a person feels pleasure from the sensation of being scratched on the thighs, back ,stomach etc.

" I love it when he scratches me.At this point I think I have a scratching kink"

by The real bunny<3 August 14, 2021

Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.

John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society

by Depressedandgay February 07, 2022

Monkey Scratch

When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.

My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.

by Whooty wrangler December 05, 2011