scion

A car which can easily be mistaken for an abandoned fridge when parked.

Person 1: Now look, someone's left out a perfectly good metallic purple fridge.

Person 2: Is it a frigidaire?

Person 1: No its a scion XB "xtra brisk".

by Estehbahn July 3, 2006

scion xb

a box car. known as the the almighty toaster. its a great car with tons of space

dont hate the scion xb, its almighty, and its a toaster, whats not to like

by almightytoaster December 19, 2011

Sconce

(n). You'll figure it out eventually...

You are a dirty sconce.

by Frisbae March 30, 2017

Sclongdiferous

A splendid looking or feeling Schlong that brings a satisfaction or comfort to the individual that has the pleasure of receiving it in a variety of fashions.

I was talking to Natalie, and she said she got pounded by the most Schlongdiferous cock. I asked her to elaborate what made it Sclongdiferous, and she said a lot of it boiled down to the size, or the Scglongcumference she felt while it delivered the two hour pounding. As I dry heaved a little in my mouth, I thought to myself I will never, ever sleep with Natalie after hearing that story. Jesus Christ

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

Neal Schon

Lead guitarist from Journey who married a Playboy Playmate in 2011 and left her two months later for a dumb blonde socialite reality show 'star'.

Ava: 'Why did Neal Schon leave me? We just got married!'

Her friend: 'I know, that bitch Michaele Salahi is so stupid. You are so much hotter than her! You should divorce him and take half his money!'

by Toes14 September 21, 2011

corn schooner

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008