schlemiel

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.

by Frank Lisa August 8, 2006

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003

Schledoinkydoink

A traditional British way to impregnate women.

It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.

Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.

It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.

My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.

How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.

No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks

by Spyghetti June 19, 2020

schleavage

When one cuts his or her neckline on a shirt so that it droops over a shoulder. Tends to be girls in sororities.

Hey bro, check out that schleavaged shirt she's wearin. It's hot. Look at her shoulder.

by lurpy101 March 2, 2011

schlepping

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.

It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.

by LordofthePing May 30, 2007

Schlecker

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.

John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.

by D U February 3, 2010

schleprock

To carry heavy burdens. One who is said to unlucky or extreamly unfortunate. Also formerly a character on the popular cartoon "The Flintstones."

1. Yo, Lacey I've been a schleprock all week. First my car broke down and while walking to work a bird shit on my head. When I arrived my boss fired me and when I took the bus home I was mugged. By the time I got home my dog Lucky had died.

by Varris January 17, 2004