saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.

"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003

Sap

The substance that comes out of your man tree, i.e. sperm.

Natedogg, you'd better have been climbing a freakin' tree. You have sap all over your shorts bro.

by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007

sap

a phrase for "just kidding", generally used after making a sarcastic remark or joke.

"Yo, you smell like a stank ass monkey, SAP!"

by monkeybusiness88 September 24, 2007

sap

fobby way of saying "sup"

fobby boy: sap girl,
fobby girl: nothin' much, sap with you?

by cuddlecakes September 26, 2006

saps

SAPS: an acronym for Severe Affective Paranoia Syndrome. The prime symptom of SAPS patients is that they are irrationally and unreasonably anxious about low risk threats and tend to not consider much higher risk situations.

"SAPS patients tend to live in gated communities, drive SUV's, and buy anthrax insurance." or, "This SAPS mother gave her daughter a cell phone so she could contact her in case of disaster, but never allowed her out into the real world so that she could learn to note risky situations in advance and thus avoid disaster."

by D.B. Cameron October 6, 2003

Sap

Sap is a term used in mess halls,firehouses, and greasy spoon restaurants to identify Pancake Syrup.

"Yo Mack. Please pass the salt and pepper and shoot me the sap too."

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

no sap

When you want to have sex but do to the circumstances you can’t.

I love her and she bad but we at Walmart so no sap

by Clutchcasperr March 5, 2019