Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.
Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.
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Get the Brad Simpson mug.The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.
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Get the Simpson Flies mug.A boy who is in the fourth grade that attends Springfield Elementary on The Simpsons sitcom. His famous catch phrases are "Get bent","Eat my shorts", and "Ayy Caramba". Bart has been described by his sister as the devil's cabana boy. His hobbies are skateboarding,reading Radioactive Man Comics, and causing all types of fukin mischievous havoc on anyone he feels like.
Bart: Owwww! My bones are so brittle!, but I always drink plenty of Malk?
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R
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