sammich alert

"Bitch needs a sammich alert!"

a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet

dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*
dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT
dude1: fo sho

by neoconraisedliberal May 31, 2005

Sammich

Hillbilly slang for those who cannot speak correctly.

Here is you beer and sammich.... now make sure ya'll brushes that toothe before ya hit that thar sack

by Irishninja 01 April 17, 2011

sammich

The term simply means sandwich. Originating in the southeastern states of the U.S. the term is representative of a pervasively localized regional dialect. Other cross-over examples from this dialect include: fifty-leven, ho, and stank.

An exhausted southern mother to her son:

Boy, leave me alone and go make you a may-nayse (mayonnaise) sammich.

N.B. other sammich varieties include: pork & bean, jelly, pork chop, egg, butter (i.e. margarine), sugar, and collard green.

by sahmad01 July 23, 2008

sammich

1. A sandwich that is extremely good.

2. What a Southerner calls a sandwich.

Honey-baked ham, roast beef, American AND Swiss cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and mustard on French bread! Down here, we calls this a sammich!

"Ay, Cliff. Go up in thurr an' fix me a good sammich!"
~some guy from Texas

by rock e. maivia February 22, 2007

sammies

Womens breast that have extremely long gross nipples.

Rob: I had Ms. Warren over last night.
Vik: Did you see her boobs this time?
Rob: Yeah she had some sammies!
Vik: Ew gross.

by Phixxy January 25, 2011

Sammich Hands

invented by Mike Reed. A fat bitches large hands, built for sandwich consumption

That bitch got sammich hands

by Mykreed September 10, 2011

Nucko Sammich

A term of endearment intended to bring a smile to those that continue to put up with your crap. Heard most often when the speaker is drunk or just lazy, or some combination of the two. Often confused with knuckle sammich or knuckle sandwich.

Hey sonny, why don't you bring me another beer or I'll ring up your friend Nucko Sammich.

Hey Nucko (Sammich), give your daddy a smooch or I'll introduce you to your namesake.

by Dr. Combs2 July 14, 2009