Text sandwich

Driving between two vehicles being driven by women who are texting while driving.

I am lucky to be alive, I have been a text sandwich for the last 25 miles.

by Browser7 March 29, 2013

Coopie sandwich

When two females and a male have a loving meaningful and intimate relationship together as a hole, while the males sole intention is to comfort and satisfy both emotionally and physically both females throughout their relationship .

John , Jade and Jennifer are enjoying their coopie sandwich together and are obviously happy.

by Snugglepus October 27, 2020

Amish Sandwich

The act of having two fully bushed women scissor your face.

Last night I was planning on raising a barn, then I got Amish Sandwiched by two fur burgers.

by Creepmove September 15, 2023

Free Ham Sandwich Day

The best day at any school. On this day, you can get 1997% free ham sandwiches!
There is a limit to how many you can eat, though. If you eat too many, you will be BANNED FROM FREE HAM SANDWICH DAY. Susie learned the hard way.

Susie: “You have been unbanned from free ham sandwich day.”
Enemy: Wow... Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

by PlassyVanni February 4, 2022

The Dowey Sandwich

A fully basted turkey in between two large pizzas.

A hyperbole used to describe what your fat friend eats.

Dowey is coming over?? We're gonna need more food! Better order the Dowey Sandwich.

by koolaidmatt December 21, 2010

faguette sandwich

Any sandwich that has conventional ingredients replaced with want-to-be gourmet crap instead.

"I simply ordered swiss on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mustard...what I got was some faguette sandwich with smoked goat cheese, arugula and caramelized pear on a cebolla roll...lame"

by sandspit October 9, 2009

Butt Sandwich

The final two slices of bread left (assumed to be both ends) used for a sandwich.

Aw shit Danny you used the last two slices of good bread left for your toast last night. Now I got these asses left to Make a fricken peanut butter jeally Butt sandwich, boy is work going to suck today!

by Rick Steiner October 20, 2011