silly salamander

When someone appears to not listen to you, is ignorant ,and keeps on asking you the same question despite what you told them earlier

Larry: Can you tell me what happened now?

Jim: No.

Larry: why not?

Jim: because I said so

Larry: How about now?

Jim: Will you stop asking me you silly salamander!

by hubbapubba March 28, 2015

American salamander

When a male sticks his penis in a female before his penis is ready for sex

He stuck it in like an american salamander

by Urbanstreets653 July 31, 2016

Salamander sex

Having anal sex with way to much lube

They used way to much lube and had salamander sex tonight.

by Zoë Clark June 12, 2018

slam a salamander

another form of saying "to smoke a joint" or to "smoke a bowl", developed for the use in public.

A: Hey, you wanna slam that Salamander?
B: Hell yeah, let's look for a good spot to slam a salamander.

by rastamani June 25, 2016

Sneaky Salamander

When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨

1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!

by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016

mexican salamander

Using your truffle butter covered dick to titty fuck someone.

I can't look at her the same since i gave her a Mexican Salamander.

by Consensual Harassment August 26, 2016

saucy salamander

A snake like person or animal who slips past you without you knowing.

That little saucy salamander got past us!

by The Sauciest Salamander May 5, 2018