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when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex
"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father
by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014
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Car that runs on water

Common topic of discussion for Steven Hyde (Danny Masterson) on "That 70's Show" while in the circle smoking pot.

Basically what he's talking about is a car where you put water in the gas tank instead of gas. The demand for water would be so high that everyone would buy all the water, leaving us with nothing to drink except beer-and the government hides the car from the public because they know that beer will set us free.
So their's this car that runs on water.....
by Gaaraofthedamned August 21, 2011
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whiskey runs

Condition caused by drinking too much whiskey which causes loose stool, a.k.a. "the runs".
I spent all morning on the toilet, I have the damn whiskey runs.
by Maurese March 20, 2006
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Gator-Runs

Well expired Gatorade which when consumed, can cause explosive diarrhea.

Gator-Runs is commonly a bottle of Gatorade which is at least 3 or more months over the expiration date.
Guy: Dude, want some Gatorade?
Girl: Sure(drinks Gatorade)
Guy: That's seven months old, have fun with the Gator-Runs.

Guy: Man I've had Gator-Runs all day!
Girl: What the hell is Gator-Runs?!
Guy: Expired Gatorade, it makes you shit your fucking pants.
by Colegiance March 1, 2011
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Thunder Runs

Diarrhea acompanied by: Loud, Hard Farts, whose volume is intensified by the toilet bowl.
Jesus Christ!
What?
Did you hear Little Timmy in the Bathroom? It sounded like he had the Thunder Runs...
by Marsexxxy23 March 12, 2010
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homo-runs

The diaherria that gay men often experience following long nights of anal sex.
I rammed my boyfriend in the ass too hard and now he's had the homo-runs all day.
by SJ2169 March 24, 2010
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Front Runs

"Hey man, what's wrong with that girl? She has been acting crazy today." "Oh don't worry dude, She just has a case of the front runs".
by wombatt131 October 26, 2009
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