Runner

(NOUN)
A stock or security that goes up. These can be very rewarding. These are the ones you forgot you own and leave you up 360%. The ones that make a grown man cry. The ones that make you want to fly. This kind of gain can solve all your problems in life. Enough to make any grown man living in his mom's basement cry a river. LAMBO SOON. HOLD THE LINE. HOO HOO HOO

(this is not a source a financial advice either. Stop taking advice from urban dictionary dammit)

"Yo bro, I bought call options on this runner Gamestop yesterday and its up 4000%, Should I sell?"
2 weeks later:
"Bro this caviar is sick, come visit me and my wives on my sky yacht in Monaco! Only 3 weeks trading and I'm already a pro!"
-Wojak

by stocktalk101 May 10, 2022

Runner

A fucking pussy who tries not to get their ass beaten by some guy with op stats. This person is also most likely a troller who hits people and when they get chased, they become sonic.

"You see that guy over there? That's a runner AKA a pussy."

by User Found June 2, 2022

Runner

A runner is a smexy person and if they are a girl then they are most likely to date/marry someone named Graham, Gabe/Gabriel. Anyone wants a runners because they can be beat in races and get to go on runs with them. Runners have tiny tatas but thats ok because they have muscle b00ties.

Look at that hot girl, she must be a runner.

by #beats the boys #sporty girl June 10, 2022

runner

Type of mfs in games who can't fight or got low hp,but run out

Victim:*runs out*
Player 1:OMG NOOOOOB
Player 2:Yea.He's such a runner😂

by Blockysol July 11, 2023

Runner

Can refer to someone working FOR television/film. Will gloat to others they work IN television/film. When the reality is they are just a bitch boi and think the sun shines out their arse.

Guy: “I work in television”
Guy2: “Oh really, what you do?”
Guy: “I’m a runner”
Guy2: “So you’re a bitch boi then”

by MarctheNarc1812 October 23, 2023

Runner

Someone who works directly for a drug supplier and sells at a low price to retail customers.

I'm going to call our runner to do today's sellings.

by bertti November 7, 2025

Runner

A designated Comp Guide, Judge, Copaw, or the line leader in a quadrobics competition will slowly walk the course before the competition begins as a demonstration to the audience and/or athletes before the round begins. This is most common in course sports that don't have an outlined direction, or if the judges do not allow the athletes to interact with the equipment or obstacles.

We should watch the runner run the course before we pick our seats.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025