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cushion rule

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.
Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.
by Adambom42 May 3, 2019
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CAD Rule

The scientifically-proven fact that all (or most) Ctrl+Alt+Del strips are improved by removing the second and third panels. It's customary to also remove the dialogue from the fourth panel, but in rare cases it can be left in.

This works because your typical four-panel CAD strip follows a basic formula:
-Panel 1: The setup. Note how instead of spreading it across the first three panels, he crams the entire thing into this first panel.
-Panel 2: Buckley excitedly blurts out the punchline (assuming he didn't already do so in Panel 1), and spends an inordinate amount of time explaining it. Commonly referred to as "Buckleybox A".
Panel 3: Completely redundant panel that exists only because Buckley refuses to abandon three four-panel format. Full of stifling walls of text that either drag along the joke from the first two panels, or are full of "plot" that nobody cares about. Commonly referred to as "Buckleybox B".
Panel 4: Buckley continues dragging along the joke until he finally kills it. More notably, however, there is usually some sort of a visual gag here, and it's typically better than the actual punchline.

As we can see from that, the biggest problem with CAD is the pacing, as by the time the reader get to the visual gag - the funny part - he or she has had to sit through the two Buckleyboxes and the Panel 4 dialogue, which completely destroys any comedic timing. As such, removing the offending panels results in a significantly improved comic.
The CAD Rule actually makes the comic readable.
by TheRedSnifit May 8, 2015
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Calling Dibs Rule

If you call dibs on something that thing that you called dibs on is automatically yours.
Calling Dibs Rule on THAT car and Ill get it.
by Dibs boiiiii November 9, 2018
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Post/Zip Code Rule

if your first girlfriend or boyfriend is in another post code or zip code then you can date another person in your same post/zip code
If your First girlfriend is in Brisbane and your in Sydney then you are able to go out with someone in your same post/zip Code or city without feeling bad. Known as the Post/Zip Code Rule
by Jack and Jill12 May 7, 2010
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11 O'Clock Rule

The time that a party really "begins", no matter what scheduled time the party was actually supposed to start previous. This is the time that, without fail, droves of people show up all at once and a party can go from almost non-existent to full-fledged rager.
"Man, this party was so lame for like the past 3 hours, now it's insane! (Looking down at watch, seeing it's around 11 PM) 11 O'Clock Rule, happens every time!"
by Matty Rob April 6, 2009
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bro code:rule 6

any bro calling for front seat forever is allowed if they are among the first 10 bro's to see the owner bro's car
owner bro: "Bro I just got my car look at the vinyl"
bro: "Sweet man and bro code:rule 6 I get front seat til death"
by Chicagoboss September 5, 2011
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