ROADKILL

A ugly, asno guy that you want to die or hes just ugly & looks like he got hit by a truck. You would never have sex with him cause he looks effed up. again, known to be a ugly asno.

look up asno & read it if you dont.

That asno is roadkill!

by ROADKILLISAASNO May 19, 2011

roadkill

what you become when you stand in front of me speeding my car.

sigh, that poor racoon. got hit so damn hard it ruined my airconditioner though.

by JOSHUWEA January 10, 2005

Roadkill

A Woman's Minge that looks like the result of a wild animal related car accident

I was really getting into this girl until i pulled her knickers down and saw what i could only describe as Roadkill

by paulobeef October 28, 2008

Roadkill

The female equivalent of road head. When a female receives oral sex while she drives.

You have to be like spiderman to preform roadkill while your bitch is driving!

by roadkill4life March 11, 2011

Roadkill

A girl who is tottaly flat wqith no boobs or ass So she is flat like roadkill

James: Crystal is like roadkill
Austin/Doug: Yeah
James: omg Lets call her roadkill

by James11111 January 21, 2006

Roadkill

Something different to eat at dinner.

Boy: Mom, Dad, this is great meat! What is it? Beef? Veal? Chicken?
Dad: Actually no, son. It's roadkill!
Boy: Cool!!

by mshappy June 23, 2003

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 1, 2020