river roach

A specific breed of North American megawhore, generally found in rafts and intertubes on large rivers throughout the United States, generally during the summer months. They are easy to spot, usually having their breasts exposed in exchange for beads or alcohol, and wearing aviator sunglasses and any brand of light beer trucker hat. The roach name comes from the roach-like way they crawl in and out of every guy's bed in the campground. River Roaches are not to be confused with a Mud Cricket, but are a close relative.

I can't even go on a float trip without seeing 8 guys that River Roach has already fucked.

by cdub82 May 24, 2016

cloudy river

Noun - A prank, or sex act, in which a party of 25+ men ejaculate into a large bucket or basin. Their semen is then diluted with water. The cloudy semen-water is then poured slowly onto another individual without their knowledge.

1. Steve passed out so we gave him a cloudy river.
2. That slut swallowed the cloudy river

by Fapstick Jenkins March 31, 2015

crimson river

when a girl is on her period

i am so emotional, i think i'm about to take a ride on the crimson river

by sassifrass5468 May 25, 2009

Naya Rivera

A beautiful women who was taken from us. She dies trying to save her son. She was talented, hilarious, not to mention unbelievably beautiful. She truly was an angel. Rest in peace chica❤

Naya Rivera was amazing

by Maggs.gm January 28, 2021

moon river

A wondahhful song from the movie Breakfast at Tiffanys:
Moon River
wider than a mile
i'm crossing you in style
someday
oh dream maker
you heart breaker
wherever you're going
i'm going your way
two drifters
off to see the world
theres such a lot of world
to see
we're after the same
rainbows end
waiting round the bend
my huckleberry friend
moon river and me

"Hey, are you singing Moon River?"
"Ya, I love that song"

by audrey<3 January 27, 2008

Jenni Rivera

La Diva De La Banda, Mexican-American singer that passed in 2012. Such a badass female, put her first husband in jail, and raised her 5 kids alone! Often said, Pinche Pelon, in her song referring to the love of her life. Most women use her songs to express heartbreaks, be a party girl, and mostly just get fucked up. R.I.P to the Reina of Banda Music.

Marissa: Girl! Let’s link up tonight and sing our hearts to Jenni Rivera. Juan cheated on my ass, so Se Las Voy A Dar A Otro. defined

Brenda: Chale homes, his side piece probably dedicated Querida Socia to you!

Marissa: Haha! Ta bien, mija. Tu sin el seguirás siendo La Misma Gran Señora!

by MexicanH@e January 10, 2021

River Phoenix

Outstanding actor. And a great child actor as well. Unfortunately, his life ended from drug using in 1993. He was 23 years old. If he was still alive, he'd probably be one of the greatest actors of his generation.

His highlights include; Stand by Me, Running on Empty, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and My Own Private Idaho (his best role).

River Phoenix, 1970-1993. RIP

by Kyle March 22, 2005