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Risky nut 

When your about to bust a nut you yell mom or dad and try to quickly finish before they enter your room
Tyler:hey do you know why John can’t get on?
Ryland: I heard he tried to do a risky nut and couldn’t finish in time.
Risky nut by Ise tee January 19, 2020

Risky Jizzky

The act of when a man has sexual intercourse with a partner next to his or her sleeping father and busts a fat nut on his face
Kyle: Dude i just got my ass beat cause i pulled the risky jizzky last night at my girls house

Chad: Ah no way Bro

Risky charles 

Showing signs of being not CIS (for example wearing spikes) in Poland even tho your uncle told you it's a small town and people like to talk
Remember Celina? She pulled a risky Charles and fucking died

Risky Joke 

A joke in which provokes mixed reactions, delivered in good faith.
"They say that when you die you become closer to God"
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".
Risky Joke by unclePhatJoseph September 4, 2021

Risky gunfight 

The act of playing the gunfight gamemode on Modern Warfare 2019 while jerking off.
*”Let’s play risky gunfight.”
-“Yeah, my parents aren’t home
Risky gunfight by Johnbernthal March 25, 2022

Risky biz 

When something really gets on the risky side of life making you uncomfortable with the situation.
John: Dude last night i had sex with this total slutbag and she had herpes, AIDS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and Swine Flu.

Jim: Thats some risky biz right there bro.

Mother: Did you atleast where a condom?

John: Nope im a beast, what can I say?

Mother: That really is some super risky biz.
Risky biz by Beasterface July 31, 2009