Rink

Noun - A derogatory slur used to describe someone who lives further north than you.

Person 1: How was your trip to Minnesota?
Person 2: The nature was nice, but some fucking rinks stole my luggage.

by NydSnacc June 4, 2024

Rink Rat

Someone (ususally a woman) that frequently visits OHL or AHL hockey games with the sole purpose of getting picked up by a NHL prsoepct. Not to be confused with Puck Bunnies.

Me: "oh man did you hear about Stacey, she got pregnant from Ryan and he just got drafted in the NHL"
Friend: "She secured that bag! What a Rink Rat"

by Final Aura October 17, 2022

Rink Rabies

Rink Rabies is a disease that affects ultra-competitive hockey parents of youth recreational players who have NHL dreams for their averaged-skilled child. People with rink rabies are known to jump teams, constantly looking for the best winning team. This new team is rarely better than the old one for the mere fact that it is a team and can't just revolve around the ego of one player.

Don't get too close to that new family on our hockey team. They've got a serious case of rink rabies and probably won't be around after one season.

by JohnnaG March 22, 2013

dinky rink

A safeword for, "dick" or "penis".

"I don't want some random dinky rink supporting me."

by 0Jayus August 4, 2017

ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.

Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.

by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016

Rink

Term for a child born from two Chinese parents with an extra chromosome. Can be used to emphasize the bullying they receive for being both a retard and a chink.

"Hey Kevin Ngyuen, your son is retarded? what a rink!"

by XxWhiteDragonxX1 February 11, 2024

Rink

A liberal and unathletic person. Someone with no balls (heavy rule follower) and is a little nerd. Usually has Asian descent.

“You’re going to class early? You’re a fucking rink!”

by Dingshow May 21, 2025