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Richturd

A man who thinks he is wealthy/rich, but actually has only possessions and qualities of a homeless, filthy man. Richturds often live in trailers such as Winnebagos, that don't run, have cigarette burns in every sheet, pillowcase and shirt, posses what appears to be a 'lavish' dog such as a chihuahua or a Pomeranian, drink canned pink lemonaid and drain the trailer sewage into any nearby run off. A richturd can often drive a run down car like an old Cadillac or Saturn, but they feel as if they are rich because of the plastic rims and tape player they stole to make the car 'one worth having'. They often know nothing of real wealth and live like a pile of poop. Richturds are not to be dated.
Dude, check out that whack ass Datsun. Are those plastic pink rims!? Look at the hooker in the back! that's for sure a Richturd. I've seen him before.
by roanne wilder January 17, 2015
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Richter

A Richter is a person on the internet, under 13 years old. Who are controlled by Alec Beaton and they their IQ are mostly lower than 85.
by ImperatorABRichter May 17, 2019
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The Richter

The Richter is a final fuck you to your enemies and a creative masturbation tool. It’s when you use another mans severed arms to pleasure yourself as an act of revenge/spite after you Tear off said persons limbs or cause them to be forcefully removed from their body. It’s not “gay” if it’s for revenge!
Why “The Richter”? Well, remember when that Richter guy from Total Recall (1990 film) had his arms severed by that elevator? Quaid should have used them to jerk off as a final act of revenge/spite, because why not?!
by ArkaydeBroe February 4, 2018
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richter scale

n. high quality crackor coke.
"Got some richter scale over at Eddie's dog. 35 half g."
by jim June 24, 2003
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andy richter

a person who used to not be ruining Conan
andy richter is ruining Conan
by jchristian January 27, 2011
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Richterbeets

Originated from the word "Beets", "Richterbeets" is another form of the word which is to describe something with homosexual characteristics
"Dude, your shirt is hella richterbeets"
by Mr.Beets April 25, 2010
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Rittered

"We had no time to get Armando to the hospital after he suddenly Rittered"
by hughmonger October 29, 2003
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