Retarded asshole

A person who is mentality not all there and is a jerk or doesn't care how their actions affect people.

"John stole my homework and ripped it up."
"What a retarded asshole."

by Diamond V June 6, 2018

Retarculous

Retarculous was originally coined by To Catch a Predator decoy, Emily Bicks. It is a conjunction of 'Retarded' and 'Ridiculous.' It is used to describe something that is extremely dumb, stupid, etc.

"Trying to use a trash bag as a parachute is absolutely retarculous."

by Briggs Bennigan January 12, 2019

retard umbrella

Encompassing behavior of a less than Mensa like IQ

Eric mixed White Russians as his drink of choice for a 90 degree carb day outing. As a result , His friends think he’s under the retard umbrella

by Walleyed September 5, 2019

Retardedly strong

To posses the same retard power you remembered watching the retarded retard in grammar school had. He would fight 3 adults in such a manner, one would wonder where this unknown power came from. Likewise, its gaining this power from hitting the gym hard.

Nate: Hey dude, wanna go grab some burgers?
Jay: Naw kid, I'm busy getting that retard strength.

Nate: you been gettin retardedly strong lately.

by #1ABF April 5, 2020

Eye retard

A cool name for someone who wears glasses

Autumn is SUCH an eye retard. She wears glasses.

by Succulent Brisket November 20, 2022

Retarded High

the state of being so high on marijuana that you have little to no control over your bodily movements.

That was an insane bong rip, I am retarded high! I can't even feel my legs!

by SeanZ32 April 4, 2010

Retard

The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.

Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!

by Mr. P. FLuffee June 16, 2010