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remote-ability

Level to which a job or task can be performed off-site or at home.
The leadership team was discussing the remote-ability of all positions in the office and reached the conclusion that only half could be performed from home.
by Yet man May 12, 2020
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remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc
Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.
by kingofgeats July 20, 2010
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Astro Remote

A 7-inch remote control placed in the anus for pleasure purposes.
Do not touch that Astro remote, Mala just used it!
by Ibu Rita February 19, 2018
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Remote wrestling

When two people decide the station choice on the tv by wrestling over the remote control.
"Hey bro, stick HBO on Game of Thrones is about to start"
"Not until I've finished watching this"
"Right then, remote wrestling to decide!!!"
by Xamol July 14, 2017
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remote year

A stupid group of mostly American entitled douchbags (they call themselves digital nomads) who travel around the world for 1 year to post basic Instagram pics and hook up with naive local girls. The reason for this is they are all sad losers who can’t get anybody at home. They do nothing to improve their society at home and bring their trash entitled attitude to the local countries, thinking everybody has to serve and respect them. Usually have white god complex and think they are hot shit. Most have a laptop job in IT or design and work 2 hours everyday at cafe, ordering overpriced coffee and avocado toasts. Occasionally go on Tinder dates and ask to split the bill.
Rick: Hey is that a new Remote Year guy?
Morty: Yeah sick basic loser who overpays to travel cos he’s too lonely all the time
by notafoool December 24, 2019
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remote farming

A term popularized in 2020 by an East Coast software developer to describe conducting business transactions illegal in one jurisdiction remotely from a location that is legal for such an activity.
Remote farming

Growing weed is illegal in Georgia. You need an autonomous software agent to remote farm the plants from a legal state, and still claim your product as locally sourced in Georgia.

Online gambling is illegal in America. Remote farm your website from Costa Rica.
by EastCoastDev October 30, 2020
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remote dictionary

Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"
by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018
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