dress rehearsal

dry humping, going through the motions of sex without all that pesky penetration. there must be at least one type of fabric separating the required genitals at all times. no contact!

guy: you get some last night?
dude: naw, only a dress rehearsal. now i have blue balls.

by darth eadz June 11, 2006

reet root

A slang term for vagina which more or less describes the sound of this word being censored.

Like “hey matt…mmm, have you seen tub girl yet…oh no? yeah, you gotta see this because it is so dang awesome…*loads pic*…oh hellz yeah!!!! Looooook at that!!! hahahaha…hmm can you even image? Oh, I couldn’t do that…shoot, no…oh man… hey, isn’t it weird how they blur out her reet root but I mean look at the rest of this picture. Ahhahahaha, oh man tub girl”

by mcdisease September 7, 2007

renetta

The cutes girl you will ever meet sexy cute freaky she acts white and you would want to spend your whole life with her any boy would like her she is loyal and loving. The girl of your dreams.any boy would like her. She would love to sing and look like a princess

Renetta is amazing

by Daddy_Erik May 17, 2018

dress rehearsal

where everything goes wrong the night before the first performance.

bad dress rehearsal, good show

by yepimstillhere June 18, 2010

Reetus

Reetus (ᚱᛖᛖᛏᚢᛋ) is an ancient word developed by the ancient memesters (ᛗᛖᛗᛖᛋᛏᛖᚱᛋ) to solve the terrible plague which was the Plague of Ree (ᛈᛚᚨᚷᚢᛖ ᛟᚠ ᚱᛖᛖ). The Plague of Ree was a long age when mankind found out about the tempting word Ree (ᚱᛖᛖ). Soon later, the world was flooded with people shouting 'Freaking Normies REEEEEEEEEE'. So the high council of men, consisting of Dark Wizard Daequan, Lord Commander Pewdiepie and The Person who gets nine-year-old gamer's attention, Grandayy, made a new form of the tempting word Ree and changed it into Reetus (ᚱᛖᛖᛏᚢᛋ) (this started the foundation of Latin) and this word was less tempting, making Ree fade away. But, unfortunately, Dark Wizard Daequan saw the Ree's power and used it for himself. Pewdiepie and Grandayy were successful in not using its power, but Daequan is still in the shadows, and its power will soon take over the world once again, but what remains of the memesters, which is led by Lord Regent of Memes, Grandayy, is fighting back. Will you fight in the War of the Ree?

Never say Ree, always say Reetus

by Did I Get Top Definition? November 10, 2018

reetwole

3 testicles

The President has reetwole.

by Rozzy January 18, 2003

reet mint

A describtion of something pretty awesome. A combination of reet and mint, both very positive adjectives.

This club is reet mint.
You see that scab cracker standing over there? I swear she's reet mint!

by PETETHEHEAT February 28, 2008