Red Light

A way of telling someone to be quiet, or shut up. Or it can be used a way to interrupt.

*Girl Talking Shit*
Girl 1 - OMG. She's such a slut, like I would kick her ass.
Girl 2 - I'm going to have to red light you real quick. Stop talking shit.

OR.
*Two males in fight*
Guy - Is it a scrap? Like what's good? Nize it.
Guy 2 - Nize it? RED LIGHT, RED LIGHT. Come at me then.

by IgnoranceIsBlissTHO May 3, 2012

Red Light Comment

Innapropriate for a professional environment. Possibly causing offense. Could be considered harrassing. Usually of a sexual nature or containing sexual innuendo.

When she wears a low cut blouse, the reasons for her back problems are that much more apparent! Don't say that it's a Red Light Comment!

by Colonel Gizmo March 4, 2009

Red Light Googler

Someone who, while driving a car, uses every red light or time the car comes to a stop, to look something up on Google.

Driving in rush hour traffic is no fun, but it makes for lots of opportunities to be a "Red Light Googler" and look up all my random thoughts.

by deefab430 January 31, 2012

red light green light sex

Best example for this is when you can't have regular sex like you used to before you had kids. You could have pretty much done it anywhere anytime, but now that you have kids, it's a no go. They're always around. So you can only do it at certain times. Hence the term red light, green light.

red light green light sex:

Jack: Damn, never have kids man
Eric: Why not?
Jack: Because the sex is nothing but red light, green light!

*Kissing*
Jack: I'm in the mood.
Lisa : Sorry honey, but can't. I have to go pick up the kids from school soon.
Jack: *fustrated* damn it Lisa, every since we had the kids, its been nothing but red light, green light sex!..

by Erik/Raoul March 16, 2010

Red Light Special

hot steamy , red carpet, go all out, trying to make a baby, or make up not to break up, knock your socks off, hanging from the ceiling fan Sex

He licked her six ways from sunday, penetrated her for hours while slapping her ass to make sure this would be a red light special she would never forget.

by engineerdat July 26, 2016

RED LIGHT TEXTING

Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."

Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.

After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.

by MR WOLF January 27, 2010

Red Light Challenge

A red light challenge is when you are stopped at a red light with a passenger in the front seat and you see how far you can go in hooking up before the light changes. Bonus points if you are not in a relationship with the person.

I was at a red light with Cindy and we totally went for the red light challenge. It was awesome!

by haterpig May 1, 2011