Put Yo Record On

Verb. A term for someone who's getting down hardcore, generally in the partying sense, or displaying extreme excitement.

Kudos to them, if you will.

"Brenda put a record on last night after she got that new job."

"Girl, you betta put yo record on tonight if we're Goin' Steady."

"I can't believe Flight of the Conchords are coming to town. I just put a record on in my pants."

by John Hollick May 3, 2008

set the record straight

1. To get all the facts lined up
2. To fix what has potentially been broken

girl: Did you hear the rumors about Jennifer? I think she's having an affair with Max.

Jennifer's best friend: No, but let me set the record straight. She would never break her trust with Tim.

by Curious Mew December 31, 2011

you are going to ruin your record player needle

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.

As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008

broken record

Is a term to express something that keeps repeating.
It like a broken record does to a music

You're like a broken record, keep on saying the same thing over and over again

by Bagyawan Sanjoto September 5, 2006

World Record Egg

“World Record Egg” An very special egg in many peoples hearts. It has out beat the home girl Kylie Jenner in likes on Instagram. Plus it’s actually a really good looking egg if I’m being honest

Kylie Jenner: I have the most likes on Instagram!
World Record Egg: Weird Flex but ok
Kylie Jenner: ...

by BrandNewWhipGotNoKeys January 15, 2019

Scratching the Record

When a girl "Scratches their record" they're masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their clitoris.

"Dude, She was scratching the record all night, last night"

by ryaneschevere March 8, 2010

Voyager Golden Record

Literally 2 golden records that were sent into outer space by NASA in 1977. They were sent incase some sort of extra terrestial life is out there. One containing audio such as greetings and music and the other containing 116 images of what earth and humans are like. The Golden Record Committee did however choose not to include images of war, poverty, disease, crime, ideology, or religion.

Berry Cumbernickle: Dude, how do you think aliens would react if they came across earth and see how we catfished them by not including all the shit we've done on earth in the Voyager Golden Record???

Bob Fisher: Dude we're fucked.

by Berry Cumbernickle December 28, 2018