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Horizontal reasoning

Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.
"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
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"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."
by FailedLogic October 19, 2011
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The reason I will not succeed in life

Cute cats and text on pictures is The reason I will not succeed in life
by Robert Shame m.d. May 8, 2013
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cheesing for no reason

to be in a really happy mood without knowing why
by Nip.z September 20, 2012
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Nai we’re gettin to the reason

Whenever someone is in a scrapper mood towards you and you find out the reason and must let them know that you know.
Boy 1-Nai we’re gettin to the reason , nai we’re getting to the reason, who do you support?
Bai in a scrapper mood- Celtic
Boy 1-Scum, nai that’s the reason
by Bifter smythster November 2, 2019
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rich-for-no-reason

An adjective to describe a person that is inexplicably wealthy and spends the bulk of their time shopping, posing for the paparazzi and gettign arrested for DUIs. Also known as an heir/ess...a multi-millionaire that did nothing of substance to earn their money and thusly has no idea how to spend it productively.
"Paris Hilton just bought her 17th Mercedes? Has that rich-for-no-reason bitch ever thought of, I dunno, donating some of that wasted money to charity?!"
by stenzo. September 23, 2007
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reany

Reany is the best person you'll ever meet that is if you ever meet one. We are definitely a rare breed indeed.
by Robatabob December 21, 2016
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Reanna

Reannas are very kind, funny, pretty and cute, her voice is always so nice to listen to. Though her family's relationship isn't that good sometimes. Even with that, she's very cheerful with her friends. She sometimes misspells a lot though which is funny! Everyone loves Reanna.
Dang Reanna is so cute, he's lucky to have her.
by wwwowhsjbwjsbwjdbrjf January 5, 2021
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