A process whereby one viciously reams his cock or bottle of coke anally into another person's anal ass. See Omniverse.
by Katsudo July 1, 2003

A misspelling of team made by my partner, I decided to make a whole definition for it, who spelt team wrong, L BOZO (jk)
by WhatthefuckdoIputhere May 15, 2022

by I love emos September 13, 2021

An individual who can talk for hours on end...specifically about their child. Someone who requires an e-mail or quick phone call in order to relieve harassment.
I was trying to do some work at my desk and a "La Ream" confronted me...taking 2.5 hours from my life.
by Joe Schmoey March 26, 2008

When a guy ( usually lying on his back ) receives a blow job and has his ass reamed by a girl at the same time . The reamer has to use at least three fingers for it to qualify as a true ream-n-blow .
After a night of drinking we ended up in the sack and she gave me a long, hard ,deep ,wet , ream-n- blow !!!
by Ream-n-blow May 16, 2018

Basically my girlfriend and she's beautiful and if your seeing this you know who it is we will get married one day.
by PenoVAPLUS November 13, 2023

the absolute pinnacle of human evolution ream would be the ultimate human there is no one more perfect than ream, ream is a god among gods he is the ultimate being
by anonymous April 28, 2021
