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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.
Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
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Redders

a midland expression of being warm or hot.
"oh mate im so Redders !"
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007 reader

When you join someones myspace or other online blog and read it for weeks, months, maybe years and never leave a comment or let them know you read.
Damn, I must have a lot of 007 readers cause I get 100 blog views a day and only 3 comments.
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accelated reader

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readered

when your friend, best friend or close mate starts going out with your ex-girlfriend
person1: yeah hes going out with my ex

person2: oh shit you've just been readered
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reader

An attractive woman who is liked strictly for her looks, but once discovered she can read is elevated to a whole new level of hottness.
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Readerapist

N. (V. To readerape) A readerapist is one person (or a group of multiple persons) who interrupts any form of reading. The readerapist can plot do this intentionally (First degree readerape) or decide to interrupt one's reading for no reason (Second degree readerape). However, a readerapist can never commit readerape completely on accident. They can always tell when you're reading, and this will always be a bitch move.
Esperanza: I swear I tried to finish Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, but it's impossible to read with Jean in the room.

Gill: Siriusly, Jean is an infamous readerapist.
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