ralphy

1. a smart and cool guy...

I just love you coz you're so ralphy.

by streetboy.69 March 3, 2009

Ralphoholic

A person who buys Ralph Lauren products habitually and to excess regardless of financial consequence, practicality, actual need and/or who suffers from Ralphoholism.

"Holy Jesus man, your roommate must be loaded to be able to afford all of this Polo shit! Good lord, dude has no less than 27 leather coats, some of them exactly the same but in a different color, and 6 shearlings...and all of them are Ralph Lauren which is insanely expensive shit. God damn Ralphoholic, what a DICK!"

by Fingurbang July 15, 2009

Ralphvite

A Ralphvite is :when you invite someone to an event you know they cannot attend in order to get them to invite you to an event you know they are having.

Calling your pal to Ralphvite them to the US Open at Pebble Beach next week knowing full well that they live in the midwest and cannot possibly get flights or hotels. You on the other hand know they have fabulous seats to every Cavs home game in Cleveland and would love to have you as their guest anytime soon.

by smartguyou June 13, 2010

Ralph's Buick

To vomit. See also: "Driving Ralph's Buick".

Man, that shellfish must've been off, because everyone who ate it has been driving Ralph's Buick for three days.

by urotsukidoji March 24, 2011

Uncle Ralph

A figurative relative who comes to visit when you vomit. Similar to Aunt Flo.

DeSean: "How did last night go? Did you get it on with LaShawna?"
LeSean: "Nah man, hit the booze too hard and ended up getting a visit from Uncle Ralph."

Sean: "Dude, did you read Ralph Waldo Emerson's classic 'The American Scholar'? That shit is monkey-fighting LEGIT! In da hizzouse!"
Shawn: "Psssht! More like Uncle Ralph Waldo Emerson! That guy was a total clown. I don't think I could get through a paragraph of his writing without losing my lunch. I'm more a fan of some of the modern-day philosophers like Rebecca Black, who tackles more relevant issues like which seat is best to occupy in a vehicle, or Aaron Carter, who explores the division of dreams and reality in his great work 'That's How I Beat Shaq.'"
Sean: "Dude. No."

by Nicholas D November 9, 2011

Ralph-Gasm

- The being in which you take part of wearing so much Polo Ralph Lauren, the overriding forces cause you and others around you to Climax .

Dude, I know. It almost gave me a Ralph-Gasm.

by Eloveshiphop April 27, 2011

ralphagetti

The act of combining Ravioli and Alphagetti in one pot. Usually happens while camping and drunk.

Who wants some ralphagetti... trust me it sounds worse than it tastes.

by OTG88 September 5, 2013