RapturedBeats

the 2nd coming of Sound

by Rapturedbeats March 27, 2003

rapturial

To be so delicious that God himself would swoop down from heaven to partake in the item.

He sat there at the bar contemplating rapturial feelings about the dinner to come.

by Lamb-digity June 3, 2010

Rapturebombing

1. On the day of 'rapture' one takes all unwanted clothes and shoes and lays them out in a "dressed" manner to fool people into thinking they did not ascend.

2. A mixed drink combining holy water and the most religious person in the room's favorite drink.

I began my rapturebombing when I took all my old clothes and shoes and arranged them on the ground in "raptured" positions.

My neighbor saw and started freaking out, screaming he was left behind.

by JodanMclovin June 20, 2011

Raptured

When you and a group of family members are taking a picture, and your step-uncle sneaks in from behind and bends over you sexually. When the picture is snapped it looks like you and him are having anal in the corner.

Look at Kent and Becky in the corner of the picture! Becky totally got raptured!

by flaminfunyun October 30, 2011

rapurbation

When you tell yourself not to jerk off but you do because you look so handsome that you can't help yourself.

Jon did want to masturbate but in the end he succumbed to rapurbation.

by slantysideways September 16, 2014

rapture hatch

Christian slang for a butthole

Hey girl, can I put it in your rapture hatch?

by Ragiin' Draggin' November 22, 2015

rapture my capture

rapture my capture means pop my pinkie toe😉

wyatt totally raptured my capture last night// I want justin to rapture my capture again

by Poundkey March 1, 2019