Hollins to bed. Sweet Briar to wed. RMWC girls go Pre-med. If Hollins and Sweet Briar had a threesome with Einstein at Hampden-Sydney, they would have a baby called Randolph-Macon Woman's College. This baby would wear Lilly Pulitzer, pearls, rainbows, carry Vera Bradley to every class, and have the most recent knowledge of feminist culture as well as art, science, and literature. She also would be caught lurking in the woods at night wearing black robes and bandanas creating all sorts of mischief (some call witchcraft), but really, she lost her sororities in the 70s because civil rights were more important. Also, she would be split between three personalities: the confused hippy bisexual, the trophy wife heterosexual, and the banner waving lesbian.
HSC boy: Why are RMWC girls the best?
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.
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