slime rancher

A person who grows algae for a profit and/or a paycheck.

She's a skilled slime rancher,.

by algaeforenergy December 8, 2010

The Jolly Rancher Game

A guy will take a jolly rancher, and put it in his mouth. Then he will french his girlfriend, but he has to try and not let the jolly rancher go into her mouth. If she is able to get it into her mouth, then she wins the game. If he has it by the time the jolly rancher disolves, then he wins the game.

I played the Jolly Rancher game with Cindy yesterday... I won!

by whyshouldyouknow?. April 25, 2011

ranched

to act lazy or slack off

'oh man jesse ranched out so hard'
'i can't believe he ranched on the project'

by lars43 February 23, 2009

Weston Ranchers

dummy ass retarded people who go hella dumb in stocktown California

Weston Ranchers say,"Go Cougars..Rarrrr!"
There are too many black Weston Ranchers...go back to east oak!!
Weston Ranchers buy their food at Food 4 Less.

by Bob DeAngelo August 26, 2006

ranched

to ejaculate all over your bitch

yo she wants my ranched carrot to spray all over her

by ranched September 5, 2016

Chicken Ranchero

Chicken Ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. Then, it's optional to reuse the jizz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.

Room mate#1: Yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?

Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.

by Gordon Hewitt September 3, 2010

Southwest Ranches

Southwest Ranches, Florida is just south of Weston. It's full of horses, dogs, and red necks.

Southwest Ranches is a giant plot of empty land and red necks.

by 3-1337 December 7, 2010