The railroad wife is a lot like a dependapotamus but instead of being associated with the military, this woman will marry a railroader for the great benefits and the money, she will then get knocked up by them right away to try and secure a chunk of his pay and retirement. She will then take him to court for a ridiculous amount of money usually $1000 a kid and say how bad of a father he is.
Did you see all the railroad wife’s get together the other day, almost mistaken them for dependapotamus.
by Terldone January 30, 2020
girls who wear hoochie jean shorts from Deb, hugevans shoes, white cami that used to be white but is now offwhite from sweating, lack of washing and multiple hugs from males, a walmart leopard print bra that the shows through the cami, and have their hair either SLICKED back into a ponytail and two strands framing their face OR, their hair straightened and damaged from the heat with some neon color strand somewhere in the hair OR have their wet curly hair bathed in so much moose and hairspray that it crunches. Wear neon colored bracelets, I♥Boobies bracelets, Justin Beiber shit or any other jewelry from Hot Topic and huge hoop earrings. There entire body is mostly pale and has scratches and bruises. They will sometimes carry a Playboy Bunny purse that is as clean as their cami or have a equally crappy purse they bought from HotTopic, WalMart, KMart or Deb. When they are cold, they borrow a random hoodie from a random male that is oversize and they still think they look attractive when wearing this hoodie over shorts so they appear to be naked underneath. Most of them will either have bleached blonde hair, or dyed black hair. In the Summer they'll be sporting a bathing suit that will have either a brand name beer or trucking company and will bear a hat of the name nature. For their sexual lives, they are extremely promiscuous. They make no attempt to hide the fact and think its sexy. When walking, they'll either be sucking on a lollipop/pacifier with their tramp stamp showing.
by Your Mother565665 July 24, 2011
When you're banging a chick on the train tracks and you blow your load in her eyes right before a train comes so she can't see. Choo Choo.
I gave my girl the Bloody railroad, I need to find a new one now. She left me for the front of the train.
by Dallas December 12, 2014
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by Caevanus October 17, 2014
You can't go to the office in those railroad tracks, Bill! Thanks for offereing to iron your own pants, but if they turn out like that you'd better leave it to me.
by DippiusDappus May 21, 2021