The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.

Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.

by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009

Racoon

To punch a women in her left eye during intercourse, followed by ejaculating on her face, then proceeding to punch her right eye.

Also said COON

"Yo man, I'm gonna racoon that bitch tonight!"

or

"I'mma coon that hoe"

by EMPITA August 21, 2008

racoon boy

A boy who has some crazy shit all over his head that makes him appear racoon like.

Look theres racoon boy

by JimmyC October 30, 2003

Racoon Shoulder Jim

A guy u see in walmart that wears dead pelts, perferably a "coon", that talks in a scratchy voice asking workers for help due to fact he's a giant hilbilly and need help wit technology

Racoon Shoulder Jim- "OH YEAH I LIKE THAT ONE ALOT...OH YEAH THATS GOOD ONE!"

lol good times

by Dylan Pags October 23, 2007

racooned

when you flip someone's bad inside out and then put all of the contents back inside and then zip it up.

"Damn, I just got racooned"

"Damn, I just got racooned"

by qwerty sdfsdfsdfasdfs March 9, 2014

racoon eyes

a bitch with two black eyes

I gave the bitch racoon eyes, with my dick. :_) ^^

by Frank Eustace November 27, 2004

Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017