Wayne rooney: Holly shit mother fucker son of a bitch you fucking stupid bastard.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Hey ref!
Ref: Red card, get the fuck out of here
Wayne rooney: (crying) cristiano we are over no more free sex in manchester united showers
Cristiano Ronaldo: Hey ref!
Ref: Red card, get the fuck out of here
Wayne rooney: (crying) cristiano we are over no more free sex in manchester united showers
by George Bush's Pretzle August 13, 2006
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"Nice to see your own fans booing you. If that's what loyal support is ... for fuck's sake." yeah, fuck off Wayne Rooney!
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